Hello, Newgroundians (or whatever you guys call youselves). I'm wasting my amazingly valuble time, precious seconds, if you will, introducing myself. My real name is not what I entered it as (Thomas Greydon); I don't want to have any stalkerz hanging around. I don't really know why I made a account, or why I'm even writing this, but I also don't see anything wrong with it. For the one or two of you who check out this message, I recommend you check out Nobody's Listening, a comedy podcast featuring one half-brother telling true and funny life stories and inviting you to do the same. Their podcast is very clean (they spray it with lysol all the time) and they're all very friendly. The fans, I mean.

Well, I hope you haven't wasted too much time reading this and have a great day.

EDIT: I surprised people actually replied to this. Wow... I feel honored! The banner I just put up is by... uh... Let me go check how to spell his name... allhaillaharl! That's it! Thanks to allhaillakarl!